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Lady GaGa

Have you ever read anything that was so Christian that you just had to find a blunt object and kill whoever said it just to make sure the future of the world doesn't continue to be populated with idiots of such? Well I have. I think we all have at some point. Whether we are friends with such or are the such. I was blog searching today on google (thank you blogger) and I came across a blog that sparked my interest (although it was clearly a christian blog) enough that after my computer crashed I looked it back up and read what it had to say. What sparked my interest so? Well it must be something pretty damn amazing if it caught MY attention and was a religious matter. The headline stated that Lady GaGa was a witch and was taking over the world and corrupting it with her music. I instantly LOVED the blog. Now I love Lady GaGa even more than that. But the scary thing was (or awesome thing was) that a lot of it made sense. Her costumes are weird yes, but they have been seen before, they all are (well 90% of them) are all replicas of Egyptian costumes, or mythological such.

• The Anubis is by FAR my favorite costume. I've been in love with the Egyptians since I saw the christian movie "The Prince of Egypt" when I was in elementary school. And I am attempting to make the costume for Halloween. Anubis, as we all know, is the God of Death. Seen here sported by Lady GaGa the Goddess herself.

The Lightening bolt over the right eye symbolizes Horus, also an Egyptian god, and when her hand is by her eye (as seen here) it symbolizes the Sun, and the other eye further away symbolizes the moon.

Lady GaGa of coarse wears the lightning bolt as much as possible. The accusations are that Gaga sold her soul to the devil for Fame and Money. Which are two of her songs. Two of her influences are David Bowie and Ono something rather, which are both "devil worshippers" according to the blog. I'm doing this by memory mind you.

• THIS MY FRIENDS...is the Monster Ball. Designed by the Gaga herself, it is said to represent Saturn and its five rings, and the five pointed star. I think its fucking fabulous if you ask me.

This was one of the more controversial ones (oh you Christians, giving me something to talk about still). Here's what they had to say: "Interesting to see red around her when she’s throwing the symbolism of the feminine capstone of Lucifer. Notice how she highlights the eye which represents the Sun. The Left eye is of course the Moon and the one which Horus had ripped out by Seth. Remember the TRIangle is itself the symbol of the masculine Satan, the planet Saturn and his three angels."

"Note the witchcraft “broken cross” under her votive hand. We can’t forget her very own TRIangle headphones" More info from them. I guess triangles are bad and anti-Christ. And of coarse the "monster claw" she does (it's actually more of a salute) is called a "triad claw" which symbolizes Satan. After every concert and in every music video she does it for her fans. John and I give people "the claw" all the time.

Well, ya know what Christians? I'll be a witch if I can be with Lady Gaga. She's not like the religious folk, when she says she stands up for something, she proves it by doing it, not preaching endlessly. She says "Be yourself and never be afraid to be different". And I am living by that cuz' we're free bitches, baby!