Because it seems to be spirling out of control and is going to end in a firey crash at the bottom of a stone lined cliff. I've been sitting here at delta for what feels like forever and I had decided, I'm going to move to Las Vegas and be a show girl...no, no, no, that would be terrible. I'm gonna move to Rhonde island like kristen and pay 46% for taxes...no,no,no, that would be terrible. I'll just stay here, ya know, Romania, and be a successful writer with my 20 cats and mini van (which I have to get the oil changed) and live off the government (because I survived the vietnam war). Then I woke up and decided my room was too dark, so I opened my curtains, listend to Miley, my lesbian lover, complain that now two of our cats are in heat...wait...two!? (out the window they go) so I named all nicks new fish, well, almost all of them. Taylor's coming over tonight and I'm not even there. cry me a river...that leads to your ocean. Holy crap, i just nodded my head to the beat of that song...good thing no ones looking except for that one guy kitty corner from me, whom I said "bless you" to when he sneezed, good thing I drive the coke truck home tonight.
huh...none of that was true. Except all of it. Like Earth. Who named earth anyways? who got pointed at and told to name the thing we're standing on? ...Lucky bastard. i would name it Melissa, cuz' that's my name...*sniff* and I'm THE BEST! AND I LOVE MYSELF!! and that's all that matters. Time for meds. See ya tonight, miles.
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